Made-to-order giggles

Funny bedtime stories, personalized for your kid.

A brand-new, silly-but-gentle bedtime story every night — starring a hero who looks an awful lot like your kid, in a world built from their favorites. Giggles before lights out, no winding them up.

Why funny works at bedtime

Most "funny" kids' content is loud, fast, and the last thing you want at 7:58pm. Goodnight Grow does the other kind — gentle absurdity. A dragon who's terrified of bubbles. A wolf cub who insists on wearing socks. A hero whose plan keeps going comically sideways before they finally figure it out and curl up to sleep.

Kids laugh. They also wind down. Both, on purpose.

Built from your kid's sense of humor

When you set up your child's profile, you tell us what cracks them up — a favorite animal doing the wrong job, a running family joke, a word they think is the funniest word in the world. Their nightly story picks that up and runs with it. It's the kind of personalization a generic story app can't fake.

A sample silly chapter

"Mr. Whiskers the cat-mayor stood at the podium and cleared his throat. 'Citizens of Tunaville,' he began, very seriously, 'we have a problem.' Everyone leaned in. 'The problem,' he said, 'is that I have forgotten the problem.' A small mouse in the third row sighed and handed him his notes. 'Ah,' said Mr. Whiskers. 'Right. The pigeons have unionized.'"

How to get funny stories for your kid

  1. Create a free Goodnight Grow account.
  2. Add your kid's name, age, and the kind of humor they love.
  3. Pick a bedtime — a fresh, funny story lands in your inbox by then.